I feel that realistic expectations are always important. So let's be real. . .
1. I am a bad writer, and sometimes I try to be creative and witty which usually leads to more bad writing. I am sorry, but you will just have to deal.
2. Sometimes I say things that make me seem like a polarized brat, but in real life I think I am a pretty nice person. I can usually understand the other side in most situations, I'm just working on not apologizing for the things I think.
3. I use foul language. Many a people have tried to hold me "accountable" for this. It doesn't work.
4. I try to love God and my neighbor, but it is usually pretty messy and pretty irreverent.
That is all for now, but I am sure there is more.