Conversation that took place this evening with my mom, post just enough wine for her to be a bit funny
Me: Hey mom can we go skinny dipping tonight? Will you or the neighbors see?
Mom: No I checked it out
Me: Oh you went to all the neighbor's houses to check and see if they have a view of the pool?
Mom: ignores comment
Mom: You can go take those noodles and straddle one and put one around you and just float.
Laurieann: I don't think I want to use one of those noodles, I don't know where they've been
Mom: No, they're not gooey
Me: Uncontrollable laughter
Welcome to my life. If anyone is interested in making a movie of this madness just let me know :)